this is old, but timely

my greatest mistake

what i swore i'd never do

i've taken this hope

and i placed it in you

but i didn't have time

to disguise the truth

and i said what i felt

and i placed it on you

Swagga

Jay Z can do no wrong.

Update

Last week - debit card stolen

Today - found out I'm getting kicked out of my house

Four and Four for Kim!

Here's you go! These are 2 of my fav girls of all time. 

For clarity - I was supposed to post the fourth photo from my fourth folder in my pictures - so there you have it.

Leeners, Kerri, Hank. = Love.

Disclaimer

I still have both ovaries.

Sorry for the confusion, and for the bad joke.

Novaries - Sent at 2:37 PM on Friday

kerri: you mean superBEUTCH?

moooce: your ovaries are as good as punched.

kerri: that'd be funny if i didn't have my ovaries removed 2 years ago

moooce: you had them removed?

now there's the joke. i'm blogging about it.

Novaries is the blog title.

kerri: not really a joke

the fact that i can't have kids

?

moooce: why do you hate ovaries?

kerri: me?

moooce: wait, who is this?

kerri: you hate ovaries - apparently my ovaries specifically, which in turn means you hate me and any kids i would have been able to have if i still had mine

moooce: i dont' hate Ovaries. I am a member of Eovary.com. Are you?

kerri: NO BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY

AND EOVARY.COM DISCRIMINATES

SALT IN THE WOUND

SHIT

moooce: why do they discriminate?

kerri: black and no ovaries

moooce: they only want ethnic ovaries?

kerri: they only like white people with ovaries

dumb ass

To Do List

Working Monday and Tuesday of Christmas week. Dumb. Boss is out, so I thought I'd make myself a little "to do" list. Lord knows no actual work is going to get done. Now - I don't want to give anyone the wrong idea. But checking things off the list is therapeutic.