Friday, January 16, 2009

Novaries - Sent at 2:37 PM on Friday

kerri: you mean superBEUTCH?

moooce: your ovaries are as good as punched.

kerri: that'd be funny if i didn't have my ovaries removed 2 years ago

moooce: you had them removed?
now there's the joke. i'm blogging about it.
Novaries is the blog title.

kerri: not really a joke
the fact that i can't have kids
?
moooce: why do you hate ovaries?

kerri: me?

moooce: wait, who is this?

kerri: you hate ovaries - apparently my ovaries specifically, which in turn means you hate me and any kids i would have been able to have if i still had mine

moooce: i dont' hate Ovaries. I am a member of Eovary.com. Are you?

kerri: NO BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY
AND EOVARY.COM DISCRIMINATES
SALT IN THE WOUND
SHIT

moooce: why do they discriminate?

kerri: black and no ovaries

moooce: they only want ethnic ovaries?

kerri: they only like white people with ovaries
dumb ass

3 comments:

lmt1073 said...

Glad to see you're back. I was missing you. I know that there is a reason for everything. Just keep that in mind.

Are you going to make it to the reunion this year?

mooce said...

Kerri, I'm so sorry. I really didn't think you were being serious. that's why i kept joking. but now i feel just plain awful. I had no idea. truly truly, i am sorry.

lmt1073 said...

been good. just living the crazy life. hope to see you there. it's been a while!